Thursday, August 16, 2007

Dumb HomeWork.

(Removal of increasingly mundane subjects which the ministry of education inserted into our syllabus without giving another thought of what those subjects would help us accomplish. )
Good morning dearest principal, vice principal and teachers,

It has come to my attention that the Ministry Of Education, also called the MOE, has been trying to create an all-rounded education system for the students of Singapore. However , in the bid of achieving this all-rounded education, the MOE has introduced subjects like SS more commonly known as Social Studies to prepare student to face the society itself, and enable us to make the correct decisions, but here we are, learning how to scrape passes in our 'O' Levels.

Social Studies, or also know as SS to all, has been a topic of discussion over these years, with many students and teachers alike questioning its usefulness. The topics that we'd learnt in the course of our SS lessons teaches us the true meaning of war and peace, how much pain war brings us, and how boring peace is always better than exciting war. We'd also learnt to appreciate our ethnic counterparts, and to tolerate what to them is culture but to us are hindrances that should be removed. This is the whole points of SS: to appreciate, tolerate, love and to live in harmony.

During the course of examination, we would be questioned on our ability to answer questions based on physical evidence known as SOURCES. Even with the slightest mistake of not starting the question with a Both would lead us on to getting 0 marks for the whole question. In SS, we learn about conflict in multi-ethnic societies, to prevent us from making the same mistakes as the others in the past, but yet, time is wasted on learning how to question a source's reliability. So students end their lessons with nothing but sources, sources and sources. At the end of the day, Nothing is accomplished, just the knowledge of how to ace an 'O' level subject.

In consideration to the many complains of teachers and students alike, and my own bad experiences with the subject itself as well as others. One of them known to be Leon Tan from 3H who failed the subject miserably and caused his overall grades to plummet. To sum it up, certain Ministry of Education subjects, designed to assist in the development of the nation, are being taught the wrong way, leading to the undesired result.

Thank you.

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神雕侠侣

Some Dumb Birthday.

Oh my!!! Its my Birthday!! WOOHOO~~~ Give money everybody!!!.

Not much special events happened even though its a rather special day or is it?

Series of Unfortunate Events

Ok. So basically i had a very nice Lunch. Lunch that could fulfil a role as part of my dinner too.
I went to Soup Restaurant located at Century Square . The food there was so to speak Good, however due to the laws of the universe, all good things have to come with a price. The meal cost a hefty amount of $100++ forgotten the exact amount.

After that went to make an Identification card. The whole !@#$!@#$! process took a grand total of 4 hours all for just 1 card. Damn! Guess thats the price to pay for having the date of issue same as that of your birthday.

Ahh Thats when disaster Stuck.. Some shit got its way into my dad's eye and we had to go to Changi General Hospital to have it checked out. Thats when i started loling and loling when i saw this.

OH MY. ITS A SEIGAKU MEDIC. IS IT PANGNGEE THE MEDIC ?_?. I seriously do not want any medic with the name of pang ngee in
seigaku so lets all start feeding him with Inui Juice WOO~~ lol. J/K

End of Post ~_~

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神雕侠侣

09/08/07 O.o 06/05/04/03/02/01

A day known as National Day.

Yea so basically, today is National Day, the day where 42 years ago, Malaysia left us in the dumps.
Left us to fend off troubles on our own, left pm Lee weeping over the sadness which he experienced back then. Today was also a Public Holiday (nono not pubic holiday even though Haonan treats it as one) , so to start off all holidays, sleeping in was the best suggestion.

During this period of sleeping, i encountered what was known as a dream, however the contents of this very dream will be confidential as if it contents leak out ( oh my homies !!) who knows what would happen.

Rush Hour III

Today,was the opening day of Rush hour 3 if i am not wrong so my parents had booked 5 tickets for us to enjoy this movie. It was so to say quite good and as usual its a movie that is so much better than the most awaited Harry potter and the Order of the Phoenix which should receive the award of Most Sheetest Movie Award.

After watching Rush Hour 3, there was a time interval of about 2 hours before i would go to 2b'06 outing at marina bay.So i played with Jiayu's Husband the legendary Goh Kang Ning to a showdown of 7 Hand Poker which can be played on msn messenger and in my opinion, its an addictive game. The final score of our showdown was me leading with 5 games to 4. Gkn Must be feeling pissed the moment he lost the faithful game which made me the victor =D. No lucky Jiayu for you Gkn.

Marina Bay Steamboat Buffet

2b Peeps met at 4:30 at Tanah Merah Mrt station and as usual, some2b peeps are had to come late =x.One of this h01y Sheet dude is none other than the Gk himself Leon Tan Yuan Rui. The walk to the place we had our steamboat was a long one, with mosquitoes all around, i hope i do not get the infamous dengue fever which has been spreading throughout the whole of Singapore one too many times.

At the place itself, We met Thammy there and started fiddling with his handphone. I believed me and Gkn sent a message to Megan thammy which was written like this." Happy National Day! Megan :-) Haha.." Thammy must have been high as he had been anxiously waiting for a reply from his wife during the whole of the steamboat which when he finally received,he looked happy =x.The steamboat was not value for money even though it was all you can eat.The meat which we eaten could not have cost $5 so they earned as profit of $10 +_+. ( as the total price of the meal was a grand total of $15)

Curse of the Driving Wheels

Its was then time for Ryoma to show some of his driving skills on the daytona machine however due to the curse of being one day before his birthday,Ryoma was not getting suitable Racing machines which then caused Ryoma to play very badly on them. One Machine did not have the ability to reach gear 4 +_+ so i was constantly driving at a speed of 260 km/h which seriously sucks as people like thammy was driving at 300++ km/h. The 2nd machine overturned at the slightest turn of the steering wheel which caused a simple drift to go haywire. The 3rd machine was the most h01y Sheet of all. The steering wheel had to be turned a certain angle in order to keep it moving straight instead of just having the steering wheel remain on its own. It took me a total of 1 lap to find this out, and thus i was left in the dust even by people of the likes of Wang Haonan Z_Z. However i am proud to say that i had clocked a record time of 16 ++ sec which beat Thammy's best lap time by around 1 second. =D

Due to fear of ghost and unatural beings or Abigial, the walk back to Marina Bay MRT was one terrifying one. 2b Peeps were all chanting abigial's name which caused me to be totally creeped by it.It was ever so terrifying. Abigial is one terrifying woman and you do not want to know more about her. Other than the unnatural Abigial, All was fine.

After a period of time, i reached my house safe and sound with no Abigial around me.

All was Well...

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神雕侠侣

08/08/07 O.o

NDP PaRaDe..

Basically, today was our annual Seigaku National Day. Being in the Glorified Tennis Club, as well as the H01y Sheet choir , i had the honours of singing songs chosen by the school in random manner in order to glorify this day. I find is retarded though to celebrate national day 1 day before the actual day itself as it doesn't signify any importance of the day itself.

Due to participation of this Dumb Celebration, waking up early is a fine start to start off this day.
As i had to be in the Choir room by 6:30, a early start was to be emphasised . However due to certain circumstances , i woke up at 5, thought it was too early and went back to sleep. +_+ During this period of sleep , i believe to have dreamt of Xiaolongnu somehow and managed to woke up at 6:20. 10 minutes to rush to school with me being dressed fully is way too much time as even Marcus doubted that i was at home when i asked him what to wear after appearing in the music room at 6:30 sharp =D.

With some warm ups and twist serves, the choir was fully prepared to shoot some twist chords at the v.i.p.s ( Very Irritating People Sucks) that were coming. The uniform groups then started entering the parade square in an orderly manner to do sheety stuff which wasted much of my time =x. Leading the ncc Squad was none other than BANGLA BEN WOOHOO~~. Using some crafty laughs and funny actions, i was trying to make the Bentan laugh so as to have him being severely punished by his leaders and making him lose his face in front of the whole school, however i was devastated as my plan failed as Ben still remains as still as ever , being ever so calm. The march-pass was soon over and the dumb celebration ended in no time. ( ok it didn't end in no time it ended like 1 hr after that. )

Spending 1 hr waiting for Leon was so not worth it!!!! Leon had some dumb meeting with Mr chua so he delayed our outing to the Airport. At the Airport we ate some popeye's Chicken which cost a bomb!!!!!!. After that, we went on to Leon's house to slack. Ended up playing some stress tournament which i lost sadly due to the misinterpretation of rules. Went swimming at the swimming pool with pants lent by Leon himself. While he wore pants that would not fall off, all our pants had problems, Spc pants made him look throughly obscene while almost all of our pants would have dropped after 1m of swimming +_+.




Fountain Time

Gkn ( otherwise known as Goh Kang Ning) noticed a jacuzzi and soon all of us were in it. By simply covering the holes of jacuzzi with our hands, the water would soon act like a fountain and soon water would be shooting out from the drain. Using his childlike senses, YoungYee activated his Muga no Kyochi And launched into action, by walking through the drain , water would be shoot from the water shooter ( dunno what is it called lol ?_? ) and its immense pressure would be felt by Mr Yy sir.
I believed that the balls of YoungYee might be feeling immense pain as it had caused him to further yell like a monkey in front of the general public. Soon his whole body had the feeling of being shoot by water which had high pressure. This caused immense laughter to the people who are there which are Goh Kang Ning ( JIAYU's No.1 Fan ) , LEON TAN ( GKGKGKGK) , SPC ( FROGGIE ) , JUNCHENG ( BANANA ) and me ECHIZEN RYOMA.

I guess this was a rather eventful day compared to useless days where we spend hours hearing the teacher crap some shit which they call it teaching .

Wo zhen De hen Dui bu QI..

Hasta La Vista!! +_+

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神雕侠侣

The Winner of the Inui Juice =D

2.4 Seigaku Run...

Every Year, In the School of Seigaku , an annual run of endurance would be held in order to test the limits of a student. This Run was held on 4th of August in the year of 2007.

Echizen Ryoma, namely me, Was also involved in this Run held by Seigaku. Prior to the run, I had an extremely nice meal consisting of 2 cups of owning milo which i believed would have helped me grow taller from my pathetic height of 162. ( which i regretted after the first 50 seconds of the run +_+ )

The run was a shitty one as after the first 50 seconds, my stomach was starting to feel excruciating pain but i was only at station 1. What a demoralizing start!! Z_Z. Running along with me was Ehren who was still running at a steady pace after discussing that we would continue jogging throughout the 2.2 km. Due to the momentum that i had built up, stopping was not an option as i believed my position would be around the ranks of Wang Hao Nan , which i do not want = X.
So in order to have a combat with the fatigue i am facing, i continued forcing my body to run with a picture of Xiaolongnu waiting for me at the end of the run.

As we reached the last stretch of the run, i unlocked the Muga no Kyochi ( state of self-actualization ) state deep within me, and thus i dashed all the way towards the end overtaking countless people including Y R Tan from ncc. i believed that the ncc training towards people like Leon did not help at all in his stamina as such as slacker like me from the tennis club could have also catched up with him. I believed i also surpassed mighty_duck somewhere during my sprint to the end.

After the race i was given a demoralizing number of 99 (+_+) , and there seemed to be no Xiaolongnu waiting for me ( T_T ) . As expected, the abilities of Muga no Kyochi are taking a toll on my body as my body started puking out brown stuff and with inference skills taught by Ms Khoo, i infered it to be my morning milo ( +_+ ) .. Events then on are of no worth blogging about.

Moral of the story : No morning milo when having a run =x.

Legend of the Inui Juice.

The Inui juice is known to Seigaku club members as a drink which would render the drinker unconscious due to disgusting contents in the drink. It is often used as a penalty during tennis practices , causing the regulars play their best so as not to drink it.

Popular Inui juices are Penal Tea and Sardine Water.

Winner of the Inui Juice during the 2.4 km run

As expected by you people, the Inui juice penalty is also introduced during this run. I am proud to present the proud winner of the drinker and his name is none other than the legendary Wang Hao Nan from CCS ( Corrupted China School ).

Here is the profile of this legendary Willy Wanker.

Profile

Name: Wang Hao Nan ( aka Willy Wanker )
School: CCS ( Corrupted China School )
Eye colour: Black
Hair colour: Black
Height: Dang it taller than Ryoma Echizen.
Birthday: 30 September 1991
Blood Type : FO ( Foul Odour =x)
Playing Style : Using odour to Drown the opponent
Favorite Shoes : CCG brand ( china corrupted goods )
Favorite Racquet : CCG brand
Favorite Foods : Garlic
Muga No Kyochi Form ( state of self-actualization) : releases toxic gases from his body which drowns the opponent in it.
Last notable match : Inui Sadahara
Details : Inui Sadahara was known for his data tennis and knowing Willy's strength, He wore a gas mask to prevent him from knocking out. However during inui's Match point, Willy released his Muga no Kyochi and left Inui in a trance knocking him out. Thus Willy won the match..

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神雕侠侣

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